A faculty member called campus security to remove a peacock that was blocking the entrance to the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio. A woman climbed into an enclosure at the El Paso Zoo and attempted to hand-feed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to spider monkeys. Two teenage girls claimed they had been kidnapped from a flea market in Seagoville to provide cover for leaving their chaperone so they could spend time with two young men. A Killeen elementary school was evacuated after a ten-year-old student lit a toilet paper dispenser on fire. To raise awareness about type 1 diabetes, a Plano man completed a fourteen-month, 2,800-mile run from Disneyland, in California, to Disney World, in Florida. Arrested in connection with the fatal stabbing…The post Meanwhile, in Texas: A Woman Fed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to Monkeys at the Zoo appeared first on Texas Monthly.